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Why Do Mexicans Have Low-riders? To Pick Up The Strawberries!
How Many Cops Does It Take To Arrest A Mexican? 10, 1 To Hold The Mexican, And 9 To Hold The Oranges.
There’s A Black Man And A Mexican In A Car, Who’s Driving? The Police Man.
Why Don’t You Throw A Rock At A Mexican On A Bike? Because Its Probably Your Bike.
What Do You Call 5 White Guys Pushing A Car Down The Road? White Power. ” 5 Black Guys Pushing A Car Down The Road? Black Power. ” 5 Mexicans-grand Theft Auto.
Why Do Mexicans Buy Cabbage Patch Dolls? Because They Come With Birth Certificates.
What Do A Mexican And A Sperm Have In Common? Only One Out Of A Million Work.
How Do You Wink At A Mexican? (hold Your Hands Like Your Holding A Shotgun And Shut One Eye.)
What Do You Call 10 Mexicans In A Truck? One Short Of Full.
Why Did The Mexican Cross The Road? To Get From Abco To The Orange Groves.
Why Did The Mexicans Have To Move Out Of The House? Because They Couldn’t Figure Out How To Flush The Pool.
What Do A Mexican And A Skunk Have In Common? There Both Black And White And They Both Smell.
Why Don’t Mexicans Have Any Olympic Teams? Because All The Mexicans Who Can Run, Jump, And Swim Are Over Here.
There’s A Deer And A Mexican Lying Dead In The Road, Whats The Difference? There Is Skid Marks In Front Of The Deer.
Why Did The Black Man Marry A Mexican? So His Kids Would Be To Lazy To Steal.
What Do You Do When You See A Mexican Riding A Bike? Steal It Back.
Why Don’t Mexicans Have Checking Accounts? Its Too Hard To Spray Paint Your Name On The Little Line.
What Do You Get When You Cross A Mexican And A Dumb Blonde? A Kid Who Spraypaints His Name On A Chain Link Fence.
How Do You Starve A Mexican? Hide Their Food Stamps Under Their Work Boots.
A Mexican And A Black Person Both Fall Off A Building, Who Hits First? Who Cares.
How Come There Are No Pools In Mexico? Because All The Mexicans Who Can Swim Are Over Here.
Why Wasn’t Christ Born In Mexico? Because They Couldn’t Find Three Wise Men And A Virgin.
Why Is There So Little Great Mexican Literature? Spray Paint Wasn’t Invented Until 1950.
Why Is The Average Age Of The Mexican Army 40? Because They Take ‘em Right Out Of High School.
Why Don’t Mexicans Play Hide And Seek? Because No One Will Look For Them.
Why Do Mexicans Make Great Astronauts? Because They Take Up Space In School.
What Do You Call A Mexican With A Fur Coat? A Pipe Cleaner.
What Are The Three Most Difficult Years In A Mexicans Life? Second Grade.
How Does Every Mexican Joke Start? The Teller Looks Over Both His Shoulders.
How Do You Save A Mexican From Drowning? Take Your Foot Off His Head.
What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does? Oranges.
How Do You Get A Mexican Out Of A Bath Tub? Throw In A Bar Of Soap.
What Do A Mexican And An Oreo Have In Common? They Are Both Black And White And Come In Packs Of 40.
Why Do Mexican Cars Have Such Small Steering Wheels? So They Can Drive With Handcuffs On.
Why Are Scientists Breeding Mexicans Instead Of Rats For Science Experiments? Because They Breed Faster And You Don’t Get As Attached To Them.
Did You Hear About The Two Mexicans On “thats Incredible”? One Had Auto Insurance And The Other Was An Only Child.
How Do You Give A Mexican A Concusion? Smash His Head With The Toilet Seat While He’s Drinking.
What Do You Call Four Mexicans Drowning? Quatro Sinco.
Why Did They Cancel Sex Ed And Drivers Ed In Mexico? The Donkey Died.
What Do A Mexican And A Cue Ball Have In Common? The Harder You Hit ‘em The More English You Get Out Of Them.
What Do You Say To A Mexican In A Three- Piece Suit? Will The Defendant Please Rise.
What Do You Call A Mexican Sky Diver? Instant Air Pollution.
What Did The Mexican Do With His First 50 Cent Piece? He Married Her.
What Do You Call A Taco With A Food Stamp Inside It? A Mexican Fortune Cookie.
What Do You Call A Mexican Without A Lawnmower? Unemployed.
What Do You Call A Building Full Of Mexicans? Jail
Accepting mexicans will be written as a mistake of the U.S history.
HOW DO YOU CIRCUMSIZE A REDNECK????? BY KICKING HIS SISTER IN THE CHIN LOL
I agree that a piece of paper saying where you where born does not make you a true American in Spirit. It is not about money , modern wars or fame. What kind of car you drive or what neighborhood you currently reside in. Not about race,color or religion but a Universal Dream of a Better Place for our children. America is not about hating our neighbors or foreign countries. I sincerely believe that if you or your brother or sister were born in The United States of America that you are very very blessed. You should smile in the street and treat Americans with compassion , care and undying love. I bleed American, I speak AMERICAN.Semper fi !!!
Always Faithful for GOD, country and family. I was born and raised in Texas when I was fourteen I spent a summer vacation in Mexico and what happened was I got a sever case of Culture Shock. I got home sick because I could not adjust to the Mexican food or culture. It was like a different planet an alternative existence to the relatively pleasant life that I had known before living in the U.S.A. True story I cried to see the face to here the Voice of another American. Give me Liberty or give me death. I cannot live, love,forgive without my feet stepping in my own country. I shed tears like a baby for the stars and stripes on The Fourth of July. I am not ashamed to fight or die for my country wherever I am in the world I know Americans are different from any other kind of people in the world. We are unique and special you can find us on the Moon now enjoying Coca-Cola wearing some Levi’s 501 jeans a Yankee cap playing on a Fender guitar driving a Ford Mustang or maybe even a Dodge Challenger listening to rockabilly, rock ‘n roll music or maybe even jazz. Home of Nike, Armalite, Wal-mart, and Microsoft … I got an Apple IPod too. These tears I cry are tears of love for the land of the Free and creative here in the U.S.A.
yes cynthia,, there are a lot of beaners in this world… the men hop around from one ugly beaner to the next…. the women have no shame they are like animals their children all have different fathers…………………… we as the human race fix our pets so that they don’t overbreed maybe we should have the same programs for our mexicans.. THERE’S AN IDEA, so, cynthia are your brothers and sisters from the same father? do your children have the same father? Don’t Lie!! maybe if you go to your local animal shelter they’ll cut you a deal and spay u for a good price… Why would u want any kids anyways?? they will just be UGLY
Lol i bet u want to hop on a beaner if u havent already
White bitches dont have shame at all, for a gram of coke i can get her to lick da beans out my asshole, lol seriously
to freddy……….. could hop all night on a beaner and probably wouldn;t feel a thing……………. the 5 foot 3 inch beaner with a 3 inch uncut pee pee is not that appealing or pleasing.
Stupid racist , you show your lack of brains, maybe you are so frustrated because you couldn’t get a nice latina to smile to you , ugly pig.
By the way you are seated in mexican territory that was snapped from us….
why do you think that names like San Francisco or San Antonio came to exist genius…
pqncho villa,,,, latinas will smile at anybody and that’s why there’s so many ugly beaner babies in my world and yours………..
@ingli only, ur white hoes will do more den smile at us mexicans for a bag of coke or a couple of pills lol fukn crack head gringos, as for ugly beaner babys, white babys arent that gorgeous, especially if its an inbred lmbao get r done
Legal immigrants are required to have medical screening to ensure that they do not bring any contagious diseases into the United States. Illegal aliens are not screened and many are carrying horrific third world diseases that do not belong in the USA. Many of these diseases are highly contagious and will infect citizens that come in contact with an infected illegal alien. This has already happened in restaurants, schools, and police forces
Third world lol look up the definition dumbass b4 u criticize, mexico is central AMERICA,
Hey man, by definition a “Third World Nation” is a country that is neither in NATO or under control of the soviet union. Therefore, NATO countries are “First World,” soviet natoins are “Second World,” and all other countries(including Mexico) are “Third World.” VIVA MEXICO!
Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare. Over 70% of the United States ‘ annual population growth (and over 90% of California , Florida , and New York ) results from immigration. 29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens.
40% of all workers in L. A. County ( L. A. County has 10.2 million people)are working for cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card.
95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.
75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.
Over 2/3 of all births in Lo s Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal , whose births were paid for by taxpayers.
Has anyone else seen the BULLSHIT that the “president” of mexico had to say to Obama? That cock sucker says that America is to blame for all the violence. What, are you kidding me? We are responsible for a majority of the guns in mexico yes, But these are not Americans killing Mexicans, Its Mexicans killing mexicans( this is called genocide). Flooding our streets and poisoning our youths on their drugs. Enough is enough! We need to send Armed troops, two battle groups and enough fire power to send the cartels back to the stoneage. That is putting it as fairly as possible. And if any other person feels that I am being unfair or racist you can kiss my american ass!
here here
this mexican president also has stated his concern that American is unfair to the illegal mexicans and we should make it eaiser for them…….. What kind of president says this?? Proves they are stupid from the bottom up.
I honestly believe that their preseident it a bought an paid for pawn for the cartels. Along with 90% of their government.
You are just plain S T U P I D
I’m Mexican and always will be , Mexican pride
Fuck all of you haters stupid asses Mexicans are the best bitches !! Fuck all of you racist ass muthafuckers . VIVA LA RAZA woot woot
@Z-max ; shut the fuck up you dirty ignorant human . Dumb people these days , thinker that there race is better than Other well let me tell you something your race doesn’t makes you better . M E X I A N PRIDE muthafucker
Emily just quit, Whose the racist? “mexican pride”, “viva la rasa”.? What would you call me if I started preaching ” WHITE PRIDE” (look I even did it in caps like you did). Oh ya muthafucker. Take your wanna be gangsta ass back to school. Little kids like you should not be on grown up sites, why dont you try something with cartoons and fluffy animals. Also without a comma between best and bitches, you just said that mexicans are the best bitches, Well are you the best bitch?
Whos stopping you from preaching white pride, it aint our fault u aint got the balls to preach it in the open, lol
Why should I do that, so I can be a dumbass like you? Freddy you are a crack head, seek help, go see a shrink. And as for my balls, they are just fine junior. Maybe someday yours will drop little boy! You are the reason why people hate. I don’t have a thing against a Legal american of mexican descent. I do have a thing against people who disrespect my country, and the people who come here to sell their dope. So with all of that being said Have a great day and go fuck yourself.
I took a shit it looks like one of you Spicks
lol i whacked off and what came out looked like you gringo
Ya, You need to wack off. Go take your sack of coke and your pills and get some, The only way you’d ever get laid. HAHA your a little crack whore.. Dope head.
AROUND THE WORLD PEOPLE HATE AMERICANS. THE FAKE NATION.
YOU KEEP DOING REALITY SHOWS AND EATING MC DONALDS, OBSESE NATION
VIVA LATINOAMERICA
walk into ANY mc donalds in the los angeles area and all you will see is stupid mexicans working behind the counter (50% chance they will get your order correct) and 75% ugly mexican customers with their fat ugly mini beaners (children) with them. truly if you think America to be so bad I invite you to take your loser mexican self back to where you belong, please think about it, and GO!
THE OBESE NATION LOVES GUNS AND WAR TOO
UGLY PEOPLE!
Australians Have BALLS! Americans Have Obama.
The world need more leaders like this, who will take a stand as he has on his and Australia’s beliefs.
Prime Minister Kevin Rudd – Australia
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks..
Separately, Rudd angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation’s mosques. Quote:
‘IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians. ‘
‘This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom’
‘We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!’
‘Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.’
‘We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us..’
‘This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, ‘THE RIGHT TO LEAVE’.’
‘If you aren’t happy here then LEAVE. We didn’t force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.’
Maybe if we circulate this amongst ourselves, WE will find the courage to start speaking and voicing the same truths. THIS IS AMERICA, NOT mexico
Mexicans are illiterate, third world country babies that are socially retarded. They look and act like cavemen. Their children are premature, ugly, and fat. They look like those starving, poor children on those feed the children commercials.
And also, can we stop calling them Latin, they’re Spanish speaking Indians.
FINALLY – Legislation Introduced to STOP Illegal Immigration & Make Illegals “L.E.A.V.E.”Tell Congress To Pass HR 1196 – The “Loophole
Elimination and Verification Enforcement” Act
ALERT: Can we finally WIN the war against ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION that we’ve been fighting so hard for so many years?
The LEAVE Act was introduced by Rep. Gary Miller, who is from California. Like so many other states, California has good reason to want to finally END America’s illegal immigration crisis: Each year, California households alone pay an average of $1,183 EACH to provide health care, education, and incarceration to ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. In these economically challenging times, there is NO REASON that hard-working families in ANY state should be forced to bear these costs.
The LEAVE Act takes an enforcement first approach to solve the problems caused by ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION by removing the incentives and loopholes in our current laws that encourage illegal aliens to come to the United States to live and work, and if they entered legally, to overstay their visas. In addition, this sweeping legislation gives law enforcement the tools they need to protect our nation and communities.
Among its many provisions, the LEAVE Act dramatically tightens the forms of personal identification that may be accepted by the federal government and financial institutions; expands the E-Verify program to require all employers to confirm the work eligibility of their employees; and prevents illegals from receiving Social Security credit for illegally working in the United States.
The LEAVE Act also ends birthright citizenship, excludes illegals from receiving in-state college tuition, requires the completion of the border fence, and mandates the hiring of 8,000 new Border Patrol agents by 2015.
There’s just no denying it: it is CRITICAL for America’s national security, sovereignty and prosperity that we reduce our nation’s illegal immigrant population, NOW. With this new legislation, we can FINALLY GET THAT DONE…
The official purpose of the LEAVE Act is “to prohibit all activities that assist, encourage, direct, or induce an alien to reside in or remain in the United States.
Prohibit dealings that assist or encourage an illegal alien to cross the border or remain in the United States.
Uphold identification security by specifying what forms of identification may be accepted by the federal government or financial institutions. Accepted forms of identification include a Social Security card with a photo ID, a REAL ID Act compliant identification card, a passport, or a USCIS photo identification card.
Require federal agencies to coordinate with states to develop an electronic birth and death registration system, which would reduce the number of stolen identities and help prevent Social Security fraud.
Mandate new fines and penalties for passport fraud.
Make E-Verify (Basic Pilot program) permanent.
Require all employees to be verified with the E-Verify program after four years of enactment.
Prevent illegal aliens from working in the U.S. Capitol Complex by prohibiting the House of Representatives and the Senate from awarding contracts to any contractor or subcontractor who does not participate in the E-Verify program.
Close the self-employed subcontractor loophole by withholding funds to a state or local government that does not require all business license applicants to comply with E-Verify. A company can currently hire a subcontractor to provide goods and services, bypassing the E-Verify process.
Prohibit states from issuing driver’s licenses unless they first verify citizenship or lawful immigration status.
Require the SSA (Social Security Administration) and IRS (Internal Revenue Service) to share information related to the investigation and enforcement of no-match letters.
Add an additional 3,000 ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) agents by 2014.
Affirm the right of state and local authorities to enforce immigration laws in the course of carrying out routine law enforcement activities.
Require the DHS (Department of Homeland Security) to provide immigration enforcement training for state and local law enforcement officials.
Reimburse states and localities for costs associated with immigration enforcement by making grants available for equipment, technology, facilities, and other products that directly relate to investigating, apprehending, arresting, detaining, or transporting illegal aliens.
Make the Institutional Removal Program available to all states, which would expedite the deportation of criminal aliens after incarceration.
List all immigration violators in the (NCIC) National Crime Information Center Database.
Expand the State Criminal Alien Assistance Program (SCAAP) to include illegal aliens that have been convicted or charged with a crime.
Prohibit the DHS and DOJ (Department of Justice) from making funds available to cities that provide sanctuary to illegal aliens.
THIS is the kind of common-sense bill that not only SHOULD pass — it MUST pass!
Americans must SUPPORT the HR 1196, the LEAVE Act! or devise a better one
put an END to ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION in America — before it’s too late?
TELL CONGRESS TO FINALLY MAKE
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS “L.E.A.V.E.” AMERICA:
I just wish they would stop making all these damn babies that they can’t support. They breed like fuckin flies!! They come to my church in droves (I’m in Houston), and get food and financial assistance all the time. I never see their men or baby daddies, just lines with about 20 muffin-topped women and about 3 bus loads of their dirty barefoot snotty-nosed screaming kids! I’ll never forget when I volunteered their years ago and got that fucking swine flu shit! Dirty bastards!!
Well I know how I am going to vote. Just imagine, the day after HR 1196 is passed. Could you imagine all the ads in the help wanted section of your local paper? In most of these posts I always see where “they” say who’s going to pick your fruit? well I have got an answer, Americans. HAHAHAHA. Well then who’s going to grow your marijuana? Shoot, we grow better pot anyways. And at the rate we are going marijuana will be as legal as alcohol. Oh yeah, and imagine the amount of affordable housing for Americans? So, all this being said (and thank you very much “ingli only” for all the work posting that nice little bit) Come on people post this as often and as many times as you can. If we all stick to our guns and follow through with our fight, we could be rid of illegals in the U.S.. Man what a BEAUTIFUL day that will be.
This English teacher has phrased it the best I’ve seen yet.
This should make everyone think
From a California school teacher – – – (who is brave enough to put her name, address, phone no. etc. on this message!)
“As you listen to the news about the student protests over illegal immigration, there are some things that you should be aware of:
I am in charge of the English-as-a-second-language department at a large southern California high school …………………………………
Ukiah Unified School District
925 N. State St.
Ukiah, CA 95482
hey uturn, what state do you live in? Your comments are always strong with a hint of humor. Cathy and I ;ive in the Los Angeles area and you’ve probably noticed we truly HATE anything mexican, LA has the illegal ones, the beaners with papers and now the millions born here (not americans just mexicans that can legally stay)… its gross, and it’s hard for us to have humor about the situation they have ruined a great place… we travel a great deal following a basketball team and we see that there are still places in America that are filled with Americans… but worry it only takes 2 of them to create a million and what other cities will be next.
I live in Durango Colorado. A smaller town in the southwest corner of the state. Im glad that you can see my humor in my posts, I do try and keep thing interesting.
you stupid ugly beaners STAY OF OF MY TRASH! take your damn trash picking non english speaking selves and go the fuck back to mexico, where i guess picking through someones trash is normal or a hobby or even a career?
2 days after this illegal mexican got out of jail he shot a high school student because he was wearing a red backpack. The parents of the American high school student sued the city for failure to DEPORT the illegal beaner . They Lost? Why wasn’t he deported straight from prison? Why was he set free to kill an American child? The beaners murder trial started yesterday, who’s paying the court costs? his legal fees? Who is paying to feed him? who is paying for the toliet paper he is using? WHAT THE FUCK is he doing here? mexicans leave mexico for a better life and are just ruining our way of life! Don’t be fooled the mexicans born here are just that MEXICANS that are born here.. never will they be American.
the stupid mexican was found guilty .. jury deciding on life or death now
Too bad he didn’t kill more ameriCUNTS huh
i wish i could feed my dogs red necks :’(
When i started reading the “racist jokes ” i started to laugh, Im Mexican myself and i find it very interesting that a white dumb cunt took time out of his/her day from eighter doing crack or laying in her back for some cocaine to make me laugh
it made me laugh just like when september 11th happend and all kinds of white cunts died 
hahahahahahaha!!!!
Burn in hell bitch! you have no idea what youve just done. Your lucky you are a minor!
I also wanted to add that us mexicans find you americunts extremely stupid, you have to come on the internet to express your nonsence about us when is clear you cant do it in our face.. Why? Because you would get knockes the fuck oit in about 3 seconds
I’ve been in 3 physical fights in my whole life and they all been with white stupid hoes that thought they were cute making comments about my race and after i was done with them lets just say the LOVE mexicans now 
WHITE TRASH GO BACK TO THE DUMPSTER!
MEXICANS: It’s so sad to see your wimpy answers. Your replies scream self-hatred and self-shame for your raza. You’re pathetic! No plan or desire to fix Mexico’s problems. You’re a puto with no huevos. My DREAM Act would be that you Mexicans would stop groveling to gringos and screaming about fixing Mexico, as WHITE PEOPLE did against the Iron Curtain thing. ONLY THEN will your Mexican self-shaming and self-hatred of your un-macho, puto, groveling raza change to real pride, , like gringos got about America.
P.S, alexandra you prove my point… mexicans will never be American
only mexicans living in America… bet your kid will grow to be just as disgusting as you… have you met the father of your next child yet?
oh my god more spic shit talking isnt it swine flu season yet