Stupid Mexi Cans

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Why Do Mexicans Have Low-riders? To Pick Up The Strawberries!

How Many Cops Does It Take To Arrest A Mexican? 10, 1 To Hold The Mexican, And 9 To Hold The Oranges.

There’s A Black Man And A Mexican In A Car, Who’s Driving? The Police Man.

Why Don’t You Throw A Rock At A Mexican On A Bike? Because Its Probably Your Bike.

What Do You Call 5 White Guys Pushing A Car Down The Road? White Power. ” 5 Black Guys Pushing A Car Down The Road? Black Power. ” 5 Mexicans-grand Theft Auto.

Why Do Mexicans Buy Cabbage Patch Dolls? Because They Come With Birth Certificates.

What Do A Mexican And A Sperm Have In Common? Only One Out Of A Million Work.

How Do You Wink At A Mexican? (hold Your Hands Like Your Holding A Shotgun And Shut One Eye.)

What Do You Call 10 Mexicans In A Truck? One Short Of Full.

Why Did The Mexican Cross The Road? To Get From Abco To The Orange Groves.

Why Did The Mexicans Have To Move Out Of The House? Because They Couldn’t Figure Out How To Flush The Pool.

What Do A Mexican And A Skunk Have In Common? There Both Black And White And They Both Smell.

Why Don’t Mexicans Have Any Olympic Teams?  Because All The Mexicans Who Can Run, Jump, And Swim Are Over Here.

There’s A Deer And A Mexican Lying Dead In The Road, Whats The Difference? There Is Skid Marks In Front Of The Deer.

Why Did The Black Man Marry A Mexican? So His Kids Would Be To Lazy To Steal.

What Do You Do When You See A Mexican Riding A Bike? Steal It Back.

Why Don’t Mexicans Have Checking Accounts? Its Too Hard To Spray Paint Your Name On The Little Line.

What Do You Get When You Cross A Mexican And A Dumb Blonde? A Kid Who Spraypaints His Name On A Chain Link Fence.

How Do You Starve A Mexican? Hide Their Food Stamps Under Their Work Boots.

A Mexican And A Black Person Both Fall Off A Building, Who Hits First? Who Cares.

How Come There Are No Pools In Mexico? Because All The Mexicans Who Can Swim Are Over Here.

Why Wasn’t Christ Born In Mexico? Because They Couldn’t Find Three Wise Men And A Virgin.

Why Is There So Little Great Mexican Literature? Spray Paint Wasn’t Invented Until 1950.

Why Is The Average Age Of The Mexican Army 40? Because They Take ’em Right Out Of High School.

Why Don’t Mexicans Play Hide And Seek? Because No One Will Look For Them.

Why Do Mexicans Make Great Astronauts? Because They Take Up Space In School.

What Do You Call A Mexican With A Fur Coat? A Pipe Cleaner.

What Are The Three Most Difficult Years In A Mexicans Life? Second Grade.

How Does Every Mexican Joke Start? The Teller Looks Over Both His Shoulders.

How Do You Save A Mexican From Drowning? Take Your Foot Off His Head.

What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does? Oranges.

How Do You Get A Mexican Out Of A Bath Tub? Throw In A Bar Of Soap.

What Do A Mexican And An Oreo Have In Common? They Are Both Black And White And Come In Packs Of 40.

Why Do Mexican Cars Have Such Small Steering Wheels? So They Can Drive With Handcuffs On.

Why Are Scientists Breeding Mexicans Instead Of Rats For Science Experiments? Because They Breed Faster And You Don’t Get As Attached To Them.

Did You Hear About The Two Mexicans On “thats Incredible”? One Had Auto Insurance And The Other Was An Only Child.

How Do You Give A Mexican A Concusion? Smash His Head With The Toilet Seat While He’s Drinking.

What Do You Call Four Mexicans Drowning? Quatro Sinco.

Why Did They Cancel Sex Ed And Drivers Ed In Mexico? The Donkey Died.

What Do A Mexican And A Cue Ball Have In Common? The Harder You Hit ’em The More English You Get Out Of Them.

What Do You Say To A Mexican In A Three- Piece Suit? Will The Defendant Please Rise.

What Do You Call A Mexican Sky Diver? Instant Air Pollution.

What Did The Mexican Do With His First 50 Cent Piece? He Married Her.

What Do You Call A Taco With A Food Stamp Inside It? A Mexican Fortune Cookie.

What Do You Call A Mexican Without A Lawnmower? Unemployed.

What Do You Call A Building Full Of Mexicans? Jail


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Stupid Mexi Cans — 1,244 Comments

  1. The fact so many million comments concerning mexican illegals are even published convinces me THEY ARE THE PROBLEM. The only thing these border jumpers contribute to our way of life is to dump their problems on the white man because they don’t have a clue as to how to solve them themselves. Could this possibly be because they have inadequate cranial capacity? I believe that is the crux of their problem. They don’t think, they are not self starters and are totally dependent on Americans for their existence. To say they do jobs Americans would never do begs the question because we never asked them for their opinion on how we do business. They are experts, however on being dumb/smart an d know how to ingratiate themselves into our way of life. N ow that Donald Trump,. these losers will be going back to mexico where the can look to el Presidente of menico to feed them. Good riddan ce

    • Couldn’t agree with you more! I can’t fucking stand them! I have a “family” of three vile illegals under me whos imbred kid bangs the floors. And makes a ton of insane noise. I almost called the police but realize that will do nothing. The only way I can get rid of these noisy morons is through Trump. I just hope he delivers and follows through with the “Operation Wetback” II plan. LOL

    • YOU MAKE NO SENSE WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT SAYING THAT MEXICANS SAY THE DO JOBS AMERICANS WOULD NEVER DO WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE DO DO WITH YOU ASKING THEM FOR THEIR OPINION ON HOW AMERICANS DO BUSINESS? NO CORRELATION. OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE ONE OF THE MANY UNEDUCATED WHITE TRAILER TRASH THAT VOTED FOR TRUMP. PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU WOULD WORK OUT IN THE FIELD FOR 12 HOURS PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU WOULD BE A JANITOR OR BE OUT IN THE SCORCHING SUN BEING A GARDNER PLEASE TELL ME. GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOU HAVE VALID POINTS NOT WHAT YOU JUST HEAR IN THE MEDIA.

  2. The problem is mexicans. We would have no problem with Norweigians, Swedes, Germans, Greeks, Italians, etc. Why is that? Where is it engraved in stone by idiot democraps we are obliged to feed, clothe, educate, medicate, etc them all? Nowhere. Donald trump has a mandate from white America to rid this country of this pestilence now and forever.

    • JIm JOnes, you r right, white people is not problem, they may be from Europa, Canada, Argentina, Spain and it is OK, but MExicans are NOT white and they are the worst enemies of USA. The idiot people of government dont understand that, in spite that most Mexicans say they want to take over big parts of USA.
      If someone says he is your enemy, and acts like an enemy, IT IS an enemy. I dont understand why the government is in love with Mexicans. If Mexico was neighbor of Russia and they were invading USA, Putin would nuke them, for sure, he is not fool.
      I think many people in COngress have been bribed with money of Mex government. I dont think people like HIllary and BIll rejected some millions. Could it be high treason, to work for another country against USA?

  3. all you fucking white caveman piece of shit can suck a big black fucking dick you racist kkk white supremacist ass bitches go suck ya moda bitch

  4. This page is so idiotic. You guys are so ignorant and just dumb. You do realize that unless you’re native american and made this page, you don’t belong here either so you need to go home. It’s upsetting that people have the audacity to make something like this.. I’m slowly and progressively losing hope in humanity. So.. How about you go back to Ireland or Germany, because frankly, you don’t belong here either.

  5. Americans are so fearful, brainwashed, dependent, or ignorant that they think like children and justify every law and overlook every abuse carried out by the government. They believe government workers are kind gods who can do no wrong. Americans feel that the government can run their lives better they can and that safety is more important than freedom.

    Americans are so fat, degraded, and drugged up that they eagerly allow themselves to be molested to ride a bus, offer their fingerprints to get a driver license, and open their bags to be searched so they can ride a subway.

    If Americans are asked about the US debt, they respond that it doesn’t matter because it is not real money and doesn’t need to be paid back. Americans don’t mind having their faces scanned for a facial recognition database. Americans think that they live in a free country if they can get away with breaking laws. Americans say the police should be allowed to shoot unarmed people in the back. Americans believe people should be jailed for filming public buildings. Americans think endless wars are fine because US bombs are just gathering dust. Americans support government secrecy because the USA has enemies. Americans think taxes create more jobs than the free market can.

    Americans think government workers deserve high wages because they work hard. Americans think the economy should be destroyed to save the environment. Americans say that regulations encourage people to start companies. Americans think everyone accused of crimes are guilty. Americans say people should be in prison to keep the unemployment rate down. Americans would rather increase punishments for victimless nanny state laws instead of repealing them. Americans think the desires of neighbors are more important than the rights of property owners. Americans believe the government owns everything because the government is the people. Americans think billboards should be banned to protect the scenery. Americans want protesting to be outlawed because protesters might break windows. Americans think forcing people to stand for the national anthem means freedom. Americans think people are helpless so they need the government to force them to do everything.

    When asked about gun control, Americans say it’s needed for safety. If asked about free speech, Americans respond that no one should be offended. Americans think Muslims don’t have religious rights because Islam is not a religion. Americans say asset forfeiture is fine because the police have been doing it for years. Americans defend NSA wiretapping because it’s just metadata. Americans believe TSA groping is good since they have nothing to hide. Americans say torture is okay because other countries do it. Americans even say the Bill of Rights should be abolished because George Washington owned slaves!

    The US is so degraded now that any Americans who oppose wars, debt, and tyranny will be called traitors, nutjobs, racists, Communists, or Fascists.

    The collapse of the USA is disgusting and shameful.

    Those who still support the government are just tools for the elites.

    The US deserves everything coming to it.

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