Stupid Mexi Cans

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Why Do Mexicans Have Low-riders? To Pick Up The Strawberries!

How Many Cops Does It Take To Arrest A Mexican? 10, 1 To Hold The Mexican, And 9 To Hold The Oranges.

There’s A Black Man And A Mexican In A Car, Who’s Driving? The Police Man.

Why Don’t You Throw A Rock At A Mexican On A Bike? Because Its Probably Your Bike.

What Do You Call 5 White Guys Pushing A Car Down The Road? White Power. ” 5 Black Guys Pushing A Car Down The Road? Black Power. ” 5 Mexicans-grand Theft Auto.

Why Do Mexicans Buy Cabbage Patch Dolls? Because They Come With Birth Certificates.

What Do A Mexican And A Sperm Have In Common? Only One Out Of A Million Work.

How Do You Wink At A Mexican? (hold Your Hands Like Your Holding A Shotgun And Shut One Eye.)

What Do You Call 10 Mexicans In A Truck? One Short Of Full.

Why Did The Mexican Cross The Road? To Get From Abco To The Orange Groves.

Why Did The Mexicans Have To Move Out Of The House? Because They Couldn’t Figure Out How To Flush The Pool.

What Do A Mexican And A Skunk Have In Common? There Both Black And White And They Both Smell.

Why Don’t Mexicans Have Any Olympic Teams?  Because All The Mexicans Who Can Run, Jump, And Swim Are Over Here.

There’s A Deer And A Mexican Lying Dead In The Road, Whats The Difference? There Is Skid Marks In Front Of The Deer.

Why Did The Black Man Marry A Mexican? So His Kids Would Be To Lazy To Steal.

What Do You Do When You See A Mexican Riding A Bike? Steal It Back.

Why Don’t Mexicans Have Checking Accounts? Its Too Hard To Spray Paint Your Name On The Little Line.

What Do You Get When You Cross A Mexican And A Dumb Blonde? A Kid Who Spraypaints His Name On A Chain Link Fence.

How Do You Starve A Mexican? Hide Their Food Stamps Under Their Work Boots.

A Mexican And A Black Person Both Fall Off A Building, Who Hits First? Who Cares.

How Come There Are No Pools In Mexico? Because All The Mexicans Who Can Swim Are Over Here.

Why Wasn’t Christ Born In Mexico? Because They Couldn’t Find Three Wise Men And A Virgin.

Why Is There So Little Great Mexican Literature? Spray Paint Wasn’t Invented Until 1950.

Why Is The Average Age Of The Mexican Army 40? Because They Take ’em Right Out Of High School.

Why Don’t Mexicans Play Hide And Seek? Because No One Will Look For Them.

Why Do Mexicans Make Great Astronauts? Because They Take Up Space In School.

What Do You Call A Mexican With A Fur Coat? A Pipe Cleaner.

What Are The Three Most Difficult Years In A Mexicans Life? Second Grade.

How Does Every Mexican Joke Start? The Teller Looks Over Both His Shoulders.

How Do You Save A Mexican From Drowning? Take Your Foot Off His Head.

What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does? Oranges.

How Do You Get A Mexican Out Of A Bath Tub? Throw In A Bar Of Soap.

What Do A Mexican And An Oreo Have In Common? They Are Both Black And White And Come In Packs Of 40.

Why Do Mexican Cars Have Such Small Steering Wheels? So They Can Drive With Handcuffs On.

Why Are Scientists Breeding Mexicans Instead Of Rats For Science Experiments? Because They Breed Faster And You Don’t Get As Attached To Them.

Did You Hear About The Two Mexicans On “thats Incredible”? One Had Auto Insurance And The Other Was An Only Child.

How Do You Give A Mexican A Concusion? Smash His Head With The Toilet Seat While He’s Drinking.

What Do You Call Four Mexicans Drowning? Quatro Sinco.

Why Did They Cancel Sex Ed And Drivers Ed In Mexico? The Donkey Died.

What Do A Mexican And A Cue Ball Have In Common? The Harder You Hit ’em The More English You Get Out Of Them.

What Do You Say To A Mexican In A Three- Piece Suit? Will The Defendant Please Rise.

What Do You Call A Mexican Sky Diver? Instant Air Pollution.

What Did The Mexican Do With His First 50 Cent Piece? He Married Her.

What Do You Call A Taco With A Food Stamp Inside It? A Mexican Fortune Cookie.

What Do You Call A Mexican Without A Lawnmower? Unemployed.

What Do You Call A Building Full Of Mexicans? Jail


Stupid Mexi Cans — 1,141 Comments

  1. Well for all the “good” they do for america, there is a lot more bad. The guy who said, “i bet you wouldn’t say that in east LA…..Yeah that’s the problem. they brought everything that’s wrong in mexico to america. You know though that if you said it to one of them they wouldn’t fight you….their 12 brothers, 5 cousins, 3 dads and putbull would. Always funny though how proud they are of mexico and being mexican, even going as far as saying, “I’m no emerican, I’m mexican.” Yet when you say, “good for you, why don’t you go back?” They never wanna do that.

  2. 1st,if your living and working in US your nothing but economic terrorists. If you would like stats.on what kind of problems illegal aliens cause google anchor babies,56%of illegals are from Mexico.The 14th amendment of constitution (citizenship by birth) was for black people only look it up. This is not racism it is cheaper to deport them and keep them out than to support them.I live in Denver,47%of budget goes for bilingual Ed. If I had a child in school I would get into out of district enrollment in the suburbs and if there were a box I could check not to have to be forced to pay for bilingual Ed I would definitely check it I am and a lot of others are tired of paying the way for a illegal Mexicans‼‼

    • Illegal Mexicans pay taxes and do not get a reimbursement. The IRS will gladly issue them a TIN number for purposes of collecting from them. Mexicans would go back but white women wouldn’t dare have 7+kids because they are too busy trying to take the jobs of WHITE MEN in corporate America. THEY ALSO CANT COOK! THE MUSLIMS ARE COMING AND YOU WILL BE HUGGING A MEXICAN. MEXICANS FIGHT FOR THEIR CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC FAITH. THE RACE WAR IS OVER, its time to have CHRISTIAN UNITY.

      • Your comment was so intelligently written…

        “…trying to take the jobs of WHITE MEN in corporate America. ”
        — Really? How would it ever be possible for an illegal to even take a job in corporate america. Without a social security number an illegal can’t even get a job at McDonalds? So how in the world can you say that they are trying or taking jobs from “white men” in corporate america. You are ridiculous.

  3. Just by looking at the title, “GO Home!” I’m already amused by your stupidity. Unless you’re Native American or something, we can say the same to you. The ones that were here first were Native Americans. Also, assuming that just because they’re Mexican that they’re illegal or something is incredibly ignorant and racist. You’re not any better, sweetheart.

  4. I’m white and I never get the Mexican jokes about them not working. I guess I notice that more with black people if I were to stereotype, but most Mexicans outwork us in jobs I know I wouldn’t do. No problem with either though. In my area we got a white-washed Korean epidemic, which I will say makes for very dangerous roads. They work out in the gym in groups of 5 loud giggly-ass kids.

    • All the ladies that I know that don’t have papers they work in Fancy care giving facilities with 99% white. They take care of our elderly so it’s okay if you help them with their kids. They are illegal Mother Teresas, I will gladly take them in.


  6. Im a natural born American citizen with Mexican parents. I guess you could say MADE IN THE USA with MEXICAN parts. I found this site funny. I love the USA, many in my family have died in the ARMY, MARINES both men and women to defend the US. Just remember MEXICANS are Christians they just want to work and love their families. They don’t come for BIG MONEY or TO OWN BUSINESS they come to survive. MEXICANS are very noble and humble and they respect the GRINGO. WHEN THE MUSLIMS COME AND THEY WILL REMEMBER WE WILL BECOME BEST FRIENDS WITH THE MEXICANS. Love young American Latina.

    • I’m of Hispanic decent. I live in an area that is primarily Hispanic. Unfortunately my people here are baby popping, welfare collecting, wannabe gangbangers…it’s embarrassing. I tell people I’m portuguese. What a shame.

  7. Wow these people are idiots half of them don’t even know what there talking about but I assume it’s idiots who have nothing better to do with there life’s gotta admire those who take time to argue about there bs Mexicans are here already point blank period so ah deal with it.

  8. Wow this Website is beyond Stupid Do you people realize u say we’re lazy ok show me your proof no wait never mind because when I ask for proof I most likely will get BS from you guys but know this so you want to bring up all these statistics of why we shouldn’t be here BLAH BLAH BLAH honestly here’s the thing do you people honestly think we care what you think of us let’s try something new shall we how about minding your own damn business live your life and worry about yourself it disgusts me I mean you people are probably the type to be at the store stereotyping Mexicans wherever you go and the funny thing is you think it hurts us like you really do and it must feel good to think your hurting us when your actually really not . I stumble across people like you guys and I don’t bother talking back because like I said you guys are not worth my time so how about a Change for once u say u want us deported ok lemme ask u one thing What If Your family got Taken Away or Something happend to them one day be careful what you people talk about Revenge is sweet and for all we know by next year you people might be Bankrupt or Homeless or alone so careful about what you say about others because the same thing might just happen to you…

  9. And most importantly, the media is right there to assist the progression of insanity, altering subtly the meanings of phrases like liberal and conservative with each new election cycle, making certain the generational hole called progress”.

  10. You gringos were 90% white in 1900, but you are now 50% thank God. You will be a stupid minority soon. You belong to Ireland and Germany remember that your potato famine made all your ancestors immigrate ilegally to the US. You also enslaved blacks like animals and you are killing them like dogs. They built America racist fuck. Hilary 2016!!!!!!!!!!! fuck you so much white pig.

    PS. I am a Mexican living in my beloved country.

    • What you dumbshit Mexicans can’t understand is the U.S. WANTS you to come into the country to be the new niggers and slaves. You think you’ve won something by coming here illegally but you’ve just given up all your rights to be a real citizen of America and instead the whites who are in control and will ALWAYS be in control (you think any fukin 1% is a MEXICAN??) just want to use you up and treat you and your dumb family like slaves and they’ll deport your ass back to your shitty homeland in less than a second if you break any laws. Welcome to America, you extra brown asshole


        Mexico is not a brown race you dumbshit. 90 million Mexicans has Spanish ancestry that makes us white mediterranean you dirty american gringo nigger.

        • Luis Alfonso, why is you Mediterranean taco farting ass doing in this page in the 1st place, Beaner man? I think it’s time for you spics to stop coming to the USA because, I as a real American view blacks as real Americans just as whites are but you on the other hand are a bean blow job sack of shit whose ancestors came from a 3rd world shithole… So go back because I’m sick and tired of you faggots flooding this country saying “nigger” but yet you listen to rap music especially that gay ass underground Chicano rap crap that makes your eyes blow into tears when you hear that embarrassing crap popping on the stereo… If I was at front of your face I’d gladly turned it to the right side with a good fist or smack. Not only you beaners do that when you come here to the US but you are also most likely to bring your spic media like having spic DJ’s and radio hosts putting Spanish music and then you have lame ass TV channels like Telemundo and Mun2 in America we speak ENGLISH!! So take your crap with you, cock smoker. 😉

  11. This is absolute garbage. This is what is wrong with this fucking country. America is not the place for AMERICANS get your shit straight. This country is a bowl mixed with many different cultures from people all over the world who all have one goal in mind, the american dream. You do not get a DNA test and get told that your 100% American. No everyone in america, no matter how ‘white’ you are, is filled with many different countries and places because of their ancestors. AND LET ME SAY THIS FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME…. NOT ALL IMMIGRANTS FOR GODS SAKE THEIR ARE MORE COUNTRIES IN THIS WORLD THAN JUST MEXICO! Many Cubans,Salvadorians,Korean ect… people come to have a better life than the one they were born with. You people are jokes. You make hundreds of programs to help people from third world countries but wont allow a fellow hard working neighbor to clean your fucking bathroom for a living. America wants to be this fucking smart ass country but speaking two languages is frowned upon? Knowing something other than English is ridiculous? I mean honestly who the hell is willing to work sunrise to sunset picking fruit on fields for less than the minimal pay? Dont you dare come at me with that ” THEY’RE TAKING OUR JOBS ” bullshit. If any american were to compete against any immigrant for a job the american citizen will quickly be picked over the immigrant no doubt about it. So if you really wanted the job, its right at your reach so why are you fucking complaining?

    • actually that’s bullshit , you just work in a different industry not ruined by Mexicans , for the last year my crew and I worked on a 6 building jobsite , most are EX- union workers (americans) , who were already forced to work for almost half of what they used to make due to the 2009 economic issues , these guys did 5 years of school and are now forced to go from $27 /hour to as low as $12- $17/hour , after the we finished the jobsite we were all supposed to be on for 6 more years worth of building out here ,as our site slowed down we began transferring guys to the new site 1 by one ,eventually we had transferred all 35 guys , supposedly to new sites ( or so I was told , im the lead mechanic in the field) eventually even I myself had to go to a new site , imagine my surprise when I show up to the next one expecting to see my crew there only to find a bunch of Mexican nationals who don’t speak my language , don’t know who iam , and their foreman had already forced my men to stay home indefinitely ( starving them out of the company) because they weren’t his Mexicans that he wanted , and he couldn’t communicate with them… over 30 plus men are out of jobs , I quit this week , I started sheetmetal at 18 and was promised it would be worth my time and that it would provide for me and my own , after 6 years in the economy went to hell , we were all forced to work for as much as 50% less of our union scales , 7 years later , still working for 50% what we used to , and I quit my job this week when I was informed they actually found a Mexican to do my job for 2 dollars less than iam getting now… that’s less than I made as a know nothing apprentice , obviously theres no room for moving up and no hope for my guys , im trying to move them over to another company with me , anyone who says they aren’t taking jobs is a fucking moron , I would be happy to give you numbers and names of people whose employers replaced them with uneducated idiot Mexicans , the employer gets one bilingual white guy that actually knows what hes doing to run the brain dead imbred Mexicans for half the cost , granted this usually drives the white guy to quitting or insanity , but the employer saves money on man hours , the average cost in a bid for a job is $100/hour for labor in my trade , almost no matter where you go (its an excepted competitive norm for hvac sheetmetal install bidding) ,so if the company is charging 100 per hour for labor , but only paying the workers 12? its because he hired Mexicans , and intends to take advantage of their lack of rights and freedoms that he cant do to americans , its not that they will work harder or better , in most cases they are the most inexperienced , uneducated workers on any jobsite , but the employer can work them cheaper , hire and fire silently with no complaints , violate human rights and working conditions , the list goes on , the truth is that if you really love your Mexicans so much you SHOULD SEND THEM ALL HOME , their mere presence is what encourages our own people to take advantage of them while shunning our own citizens out of jobs they used to have , WE don’t need or want them here , the employers are the only ones that do , and its just so we can use them like slaves , NO this does not benefit America at all ,it only benefits a corrupt employer who should not even be allowed to make money like this , for Christ sakes if they would at least come here and COMPETE FOR A JOB it would be better but instead they just take the lowest rate possible to get the job , devaluing the entire American workforce , all the while sapping our economy by sending our u.s. currency back to mexico to be spent bolstering their shit economy , so when you say the Mexicans didn’t take our jobs you are wrong .the fact is that they don’t even know what our jobs are worth and the employers love that , they offer them a job for half as much as americans know its worth , if they get 15 Mexicans to fall for the same line of bullshit they can replace an all American crew , and effectively devalue that job for all americans once the new low rent Mexican standard of work sets in , I hope they replace anyone who says they aren’t taking our jobs , than you can know what ive watched soooo many American tradesman going thru the last 12 years of total career

      • oh and one more thing I left out , these illegal guys are unlicensed tradesman , building the offices you work in and homes you live in ,THEY DO SHIT WORK AND LEAVE THINGS IN DANGEROUS CONDITIONS ON A REGULAR BASIS DUE TO THEIR IGNORANCE OF CODES AND ORDINANCE STANDARDS, I had to go to school to become a journeyman , and take a test again just to get my jobs , these guys do not , they work for a guy like me that knows it and walks them through every step of it , until he either kills himself or quits from the frustration , most of the time anyways… NOTE:2 – I hate when people say “who would honestly do that job anyways? ummm… an American.. for an American standardized wage , and if the strawberry farmer cant afford to pay that wage , or at the very least pick his own fucking strawberries , than maybe he should go out of business or organize with all the strawberry pickers to inflate the price of strawberries together to compensate for their overhead expenses of running such a business , IF YOU CANT FIGURE THAT OUT YOUR A FUCKING MORON … that’s why “honestly” no one wants those jobs anymore , because that industry has already been DESTRYOYED BY MIGRANT WORKERS WHO PISS ON THE STRAWBERRIES YOUR YUPPY ASS EATS BECAUSE THEY ARE UNREGULATED UNDOCUMENTED WORKERS WHO DONT FUCKING LIKE YOU OR YOUR COUNTRY YOU STUPID FUCK , so no “honestly” you can say “no americans want those jobs anymore” because we allow these corrupt employers to break rules and take advantage of desperate or just plain stupid/ignorant people , the fact is id rather pay 5 bucks for strawberries than 2 bucks if it meant the betterment of my country as a whole , and if my wage was comparable it wouldn’t matter , and my wage would be comparable if I wasn’t being forced to compete with slave labor wages… anyone who celebrates Mexicans doing it for cheaper is so fucking confused its sad , if you say good for them your an asshole.. how is it good for them to be working for half as much? it just means you promote slave labor if you promote Mexicans working here illegally , and that you would rather see slaves working for nothing and your own countrymen out of work , your everything that’s wrong with this world / this country / the human race , I hope this world eats you inside out like it does everyone else

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